Thursday, June 17, 2010

CARAMASIAN'S

I would like to begin by thanking my side kick the great shaq for coming up with the spectacular name "caramasian's" i loved it.

Now to a more serious point. I have been dwelling and thinking and really this going caramel thing, needs more publicity and more exposure. But before that i want to make clear the actual concept of being "caramel" My previous post didn't have enough quality to express my self just right so now i want to take the opportunity and reach out to those people who said this was a stupid concept. I shall start from scratch.

There are 3 DOMINANT skin colours in the world. White, black and the infamous brown. The western world is dominant with white's and i have no issues with that becuase they are. African's and their decendant's are black. Which btw is such a beutiful colour in itself. But then why are, from the GREAT MIDDLE EAST being called BROWN?! can you think of a million disgusting things that are in the colour brown? In reality it is not fair why we get stuck with a colour that is absolutley ridiculous whilst the rest of them get all these beutiful nick names. Did you know you can call a black person "oreo" with love. lol..i call some friends "chocolate too. It's a good word and such a beutiful colour and yet society calls US, a dominant part of society BROWN. do only I see the injustice in this?

That is why i have proposed that the colour CARAMEL be used to refer to all us people from the great middle east. It's perfect to describe us really. We have the perfect skin tan obtained naturally, for which the wetsren society spends thousands of dollars in tanning salon's tryin to get the same colour and then call it a tan?! and we are brown?! this will not do. As mentioned in my earlier post we have to go forward with this proposition. We have to push caramel forward and even though some of you guys dont agree and think we are wheatish in colour OR some like my brother who said i was insane and told me if we got names caramel, people would lick us in public! well what's the harm in that?! LET them lick us, shows exactly what i want to proove! "we are the colour TO BE, we have the perfect skin tones...slighlty lighter in the afgan and pashtoon areas, darker around pakistan and again lighter in iran." Caramel describes and covers exactly ALL these skin tones AND its "SMEXY!" IT'S SMASHIN AND SEXY!!. who wouldn't want to be caramel?! besides, i think it's pretty :D

So now I need my blogging community, and everyone else who randomly reads this blog to go ahead and make this public. Put links of this post all over facebook, tweet everyone you know on twitter, go insane on myspace! Go crazy on MSN, like i have, you should all in support put your personal message's as <> followed by anything you want. this will force other people to ask you WHAT is the deal with caramel and you tell them. It's free publicity. Copy and paste the post to everyone and anyone you know. Make a super internet frenzy with this! i want to go international with  this storm!

i mean we are not doing ANYTHING wrong, we are just proposing a new name for our colour. It's not asking for much. It's not we are demanding the world. Just a little bit of change. You have no idea what wonders the internet can do. Just go ahead and span everyone's e-mail with the smazing message about us going caramel. It's us CARAMASIAN'S baby!. take it forward. It's a quest to save our dignity. tell the world, we dont sit quietly while they nicely compare us to SHIT COLOURS!. WE LOOK NOTHING LIKE IT. perfect sun kissed skins. that what we need to show the world. The great middle east consists of some of the most beauitful people you will EVER come across. Let's promote this. It is a request to anybody and everybody, to do as much as you can to go public with this thing. WE have to. I am aware many people are out to get this name "caramel". i mean the latino's and mexican's almost have the same skin tone as us. So let's bag the term y'al!

No more INFERIOR BROWN! LET'S SHOW THE WORLD WE ARE CARAMEL!!!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Don't say it...

Another frustrated post, don't want to read it, go away.

I just HATE that word. really i do. it drives me insane and makes me want to shove my fist down your throat, grab your lungs, tie a knot with them around your heart and choke u to death! When i say it makes me angry, i mean it. Just totally makes me furius. It makes me feel like you have no respect for anyone or anybody and have MAJOR attitude issues that i need to fix!

That word is "WHATEVER" oh-my-god. if you like your life don't use it around me. It's like people are talking to you and all of a sudden you get a "wateva" best of luck getting me to talk to you agen. I will NOT continue that conversation and i WILL make sure you know you pissed me off. when you show me bad attitude WHAT makes you think that i am just going to sit there and respond nicely? be on my best behaviour around you?ha! dream on. not happening.

Just as a warning for all future people dont ever say WHATEVER around me...it's like a curse word and i DONT like it.

Now that that's out of the way, let's get to more important topics.

So it has come to my notice from various freidns around the world and i think it's important that i address this issue once and for all.

Okay so people from the western world are called whites and african's are black. Apprntly us middle eastern people are "BROWN" . WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE THE UGLY COLOUR?! i mean c'mon we have the perfect tanned skin colour that the white people want. We have the perfect sun kissed colours that look absolutly beautiful. So WHY are we being called BROWN?! Brown in it self is a dark colour. Not all middle eastern people are brown. I mean look at the afghani's and pathan's they are practically white with gorgeous green and blue eyes and yet they are categorized as BROWN?! why the injustice.

So i have come up with a solution TAKE IT or TAKE IT. that's your choice people of the world.

SOLUTION: I now propose that all people from the middle east and surrounding areas be called CARAMEL. yes, it is fair to the slightly light in complexion people and to our darker variety as well. The caramel colour is smooth, sexy and pretty. works for us people. So i want all my fellow middle eastren people to put our hands together and banish this fugly brown because we dont disserve this injustice.

Vote for caramel y'all it's for the best

p.s: im 100% serius in this movement and am planning on going international. also leve a comment, show your support!