Friday, July 16, 2010

Smart asses -__-

Well SOME of you all are REALLY bright with the ideas and thought it would be a smart thing to ask me to write about my weaknesses -__-. REALLY?! Well first of all let me begin by telling you, lazy18 don't have no weaknesses :D i mean C'MON look at me..do i look like someone who's going to sit and make a list of things that would make the whole internet world realise what REALLY bothers me?...i doubt it. BUT, ofcourse i DID notice the word "i dare" in your comment, so even though this will take me AGES to come up with ANYTHING that will make me weak...i shall try. yes, that's all your going to get out of me...an attempt because i mean really?! what could possibly make me weak?...Girls like me...we don't have weaknesses :P

Changing topics, Has anyone ever noticed how people go insane at Buffets? Today me and the family went out for brunch to this buffet and dispite the swealtering heat, i couldn't help but notice how people were eating. I had half my focus on my already filled plate(i was really hungry..) and while stuffing my face with sweet and sour fish, i couldn't help but ntoice this man coming back with his plate from the display area.

Now he was big in size, how we kindly like to say "healthy" and he had this big plate in his hand and believe me there was not an INCH on that plate where u could have even breathed. of course, it was none of my business to be staring at him, but i couldn't help it! i felt like getting up and going to him and just tell him what i thought "DUDE! IT'S A BUFFET, YOU can COME BACK AND GET SOME MORE!" but of course that would have been absolutely pointless because he didn't even eat that. yes, i am guilty as charged, i did watch him eat, but not becuase he took a bite from every dish and went on to the other one because i REALLY wanted to see if he was going to be able to finish all of it. but i was naive, he left the half empty plate, got up went and got himself another plate full of the one dish that he DID like. he later left half of that too.

i mean is ANYONE paying attention to kids dieing of famine and drought in africa and it's northern countries while we sit here and waste food? those kids have only morsels of bread to live off of everyday, as we sit and stuff our faces with exquiste dishes that even now as i think makes my mouth water(pardon me, i havn't had dinner yet)

anyway, since we are going super random today how about we DO tlak about the exquitse dishes that we do get to eat, because quite frankly i am super hungry and my stomach is just YELLING at me to go and get something to eat. but for the love of god, it's a friday! i don't want to spend my friday evening cooking for me and have everyone else walk into the kitchen and then from the kindness of my heart i volunteer to cook for them too. i can't help it...it's the way i am. anyway, so yes exquisite dishes. This website Pillsbury newsletter ends up in my inbox every month and i DO think they send it to me ON PURPOSE because they KNOW i get attracted by the pictures. It's like trying to hypnotise me with all those recipes and such so that i HAVE to get over my laziness and just make it and see what it tastes like!

they sent me a picture of this today>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> how can i NOT get attracted to that?! AND they send me the recipe it's like a plot againts me by the world so that by the time im 30, i'll have tried every dish on earth. actually if u think about it, isn't it a rather fantastic dream to achieve? i mean, i don't gain weight, there are MILLIONS of dishes out there..if i started eating every type out there....wow..this is definately one of my most brilliant ideas :D

lmao..kk i'm done. i've been mulling over this story in my head for quite some time, you all will probably get to read that next post...IF i ever get time enough to reach a pleasing ending....

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

reader's choice

okay folk's now is the time where i FINALLY get over myself and give the reader's a chance..yes belive it or not..i can be nice sometimes too :D...haha yes cherish it...good things do happen.

Anyhoo, i thought it would be a good idea to see what y'all would like to read about. so here's the proposal. in the comment box please leave any topic or series of topics that you would like lazy18 to write on. For example, if you want to know my views on "dirty underwear" or "obama's new bill"(please don't ask me to write about politics..i really go to town on those debates and criticize alot) so yea..anything y'all want and as long as it's not ridiculous..i shall write on it :D 

Friday, July 9, 2010

oh the heat!!!

OH MY GOD!...someone up there is sitting and having His time with us human's really. we are just little dolls on this big huge board game and the place where we are at.....is suffering!! So apparently our side of the game should suffer from the ecenomic crisis, the heat waves, the expenses..everything bad that could possibly happen..takes place at our side.

So god that it would be a fantastic idea to see what his little dolls do when he just BRINGS DOWN the heat on us. and not just the regular kind of heat....the real i-will-scorch-your-skin type of heat...and it burns baby burns!!!

lmao, yes i am going to sit here and whine about how hot it is! I mean any one who steps out of their house around the afternoon time knows completely well how much i makes you want to look up a the sun, curse like hell and tell it to hold some heat back! but nooooo..its just keeps on giving and giving! sometimes sharing is NOT caring.

Man we live in a desert! we should be allowed to go out, desert safari, go to the beach (okay fine there isn't much you can do in the uae) BUT where is the justice in that?! i agree the rest of the world is sufferening from some kick ass heat waves as well but we get it ALL YEAR LONG! our bloody winter dosn't even go below 20 degrees! does god close His eyes when it comes to facing us?! or is this his version of Guantanamo bay!...bt i am NOT a criminal!!! why am i being justice?!

Dear God,

I promise i will not eat as much chocolate as i do and will leave some for the poor people of ethopia too. I hope you don't think as my friends do that i alone am the reason for world hunger because of the way i eat. But honestly i am not looking forward to cutting down on anything since ramadan is just around the corner and i want to be able to stuff everything down my throat before i am not able to eat anything through out the day.

Also, god i promise i will not make Dunkin Donut's run out of donut's every visit that i pay them. Next time i will get my load of donuts HALF from Dunkin Donuts and the other half from Krsipy Creams. I mean c'mon i think Krispy cream dissreves my attention too, i hear their bussiness was going down the dump. Well tell them not to worry, i will be paying them a visit and their bussiness will be back to normal :D

Oh btw  God while we ARE talking, how about reducing the price for those Fabre Castle paint brushes? i've had my eye on those for quite some time now but if each paint brush costs me 17 dirhams, i don't think i will be able to buy to many! hellloooo i am TRYING to save here! so yea, your help will be appreciated with that too.

Also, can you ask the folks to easy on the load of work on me, i'm just an itsy bitsy little child, i need a break too. Well i know i may be sounding a little needy today but yes i need these things. Oh and i think the reason i started this conversation, well okay fine monologue, was so that you could reduce the heat load on us. So yea, priority on that and the rest we can go as you like :D  Well keep rocking god, just keep me in mind

- the chocoholic...

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

HOW to write an excellent paper/post/material

So taking into consideration a freinds lack of muse, i thought it would be fun to tell everyone how i go about writing things (since my comment was almost the size of a post..my apologies for that :P)

So anyway, the biggest question is "HOW do you know what to write about?"

 This is what i get asked the most. Well it's quite simple really. When i was younger, i had this mad infatuation with writing stories and i have almost like 10 diaries FILLED to the last page with just random thought and stories written everwhere.  So sometimes when i write here, i usually go through my diaries(well recently i havne't taken them out in like 2 months now) and just read the random stuff i had written. sometimes my words light my light bulb and i remember WHAT inspired me to write that and it brings back my muse for the week.

"But bloody hell, i want to write now!, i dont have time to make diaries"

well it's simple..start making one now..and if you NOT into the whole making diaries idea and it DOESN'T really click with you then theres always solution #2. Sit with you computer/laptop/notebook whatever and just do what i have been doing for the past 2 months. just write ANYTHING that comes to your head. like for example,  was talking to a friend and she told me how much we middle easterner's hate ex predient Bush BUT in reality President Obama has done more damage to the economy of the U.S.A. Now there you have it. you just elaborate that and you have a whole post on YOUR political take on the whole thing. Okay say politics dsn't appeal to you, so next example would be that i was cleaning the house today and i realised how absolutely LAZY the human being in general is and that we'd do ANYTHING for our work to be done by anyone else which btw would be me. So there you go, you elaborate that and tell people how HORRID your day was becuase you had to clean up after everyone else. Say your NOT the working type...maybe u went out today, so you just tell the folks about what it is you saw or something insanely stupid that kept you laughing all day.

"Oooh, that makes sense, but how do i know how to begin?"

This by far has to be the easiest part of writing anything. May it be a post, writing for school or probaly an exam paper. I had a teacher in school who tought me this trick. So you take a peice of paper and you write down EVERYTHING that comes in you head about the topic you have chosen. It doesn't have to be in order. Some facts come to your head later and you just keep writing them down. We call them "bits of information"..or well my teacher used to call them that. Now after that..i just improvised her idea and incorporated it into mine.So after i have my little ideas, in an orderless pattern, i go ahead and read them, and i SWEAR you will know WHAT it is that you want to your readers to read. It usually helps if you have a good title, something that will IMMEDIATELY catch your readers attention. For school papers, it helps ALOT if you begin by a quote, preferably from your material OR by someone famous. That way your examiner gets to know you are well versed with your material and/or that you know how to catch their attention AND that you have good general knowldge.

"yea..that makes sense, but how do i know in what way to proceed..i mean how do i know if i'm going write or wrong?"

well usually it's upto you. If you are writing a post then its ENTIERLY up to you becuase you have what is called "Author's liberty" also sometimes known as a "Writer's liberty". When you have this liberty, it means you can do WHATEVER you want with the english language. you can make up your own words, your own spellings (preferably not suggested by me) you can do ANYTHING. Now for school student..y'all don't have that liberty. When you write a school paper you HAVE stick by ALL english laws, all correct spellings, grammer and quotations..you cannot make your own stuff up, becuase examiners are usually full of shit and they think the student has some idea that he/she is GREATER in knowldge than the examiner. Yes, i  know it sounds unebeivable but it happens..sometimes examiner's think they are god's and they KNOW that the student's future is in their hands so another tip would be to understand the mind of the examiner before writing a paper..it helps alot and your not putting yourself in any danger.

"oh wow..hmm..yes, that might help..but how do i know my english is correct?..cuase i dont want to look like a doofus with bad english"

well that's a tricky question. See usually your supposed to write based on your general knowledge in english... i think the best book fro grammer that i ever came across was "Enjoying english" and/or "English Grammer and Composition" by Wren and Martin...the latter has excellent exercises and example that show you how you can make use of you english. Another tip would be improving you vocabulary. In the english language, the best way to make an impression would be to incorporate subtle use of good vocabulary in what you write. If it's for a paper, agen it shows the examiner that you have a good command over the english language and if it's for a post then it just gives a good impression. Also try reading your sentences over an over again. I recommend reading twice, your faults usually just pop out at you.

"How do i improve my english?"

The best way i can recommend is by reading books. My english majorly improved by spending most of my time reading novels like a mad person. If you notice on the far right corner of my blog(below) there is a mini library of the books that i actually own..and i havnt updated in a very long time. So yes i read alot. I probaly have more than like 200 books that i own myself, rest i like to borrow. If you don't want to buy books becuase you feel like you could spend you money elsewhere, you could always join a public library. There are loads anywhere around the world. I hope this information helped and if there is any other question then just go ahead and ask me in the comment box... i will definatly answer xD  

"hehe, thank you"

Sunday, July 4, 2010

The REAL wars

So a conversation with a friend got me thinking the other day. The differnce between how wars were fought earlier and now. The difference between our soldiers from the eighteenth centuary to the soldiers that fight now.

I believe in MY opinion. Definately those men had much more will power and strength and were REAL soldiers. i mean they would have to drive their swords trhough another humans body and i can tell u without even trying that myself how much courage and bravery u need for that. Just to hurt another human being...just imagine what that must do to u..so yes..THOSE were the real soldiers. now if u compare them to the soldiers of the 21st centuary..i under no circumstances am saying that soldiers from today are not brave or corageous..but if u do a comparison..ofcourse hands down..the ones with ths swords win. let me give u an example then. now a days you will have a soldier sit so far away from the target..almost sit in another country and be able to harm his target. shoot at point blank shot and STILL hit the person..so basically the soldier did nothing..all was the machine..if i got the same training..even i would be able to do that.

A soldier from the 18th centuary on the other hand..he would have to face the enemy face to face at swords end and have to attack him on inner confidence, and courage. To be able to stand in the battle ground with your partner's fighting right beside you...that takes guts and makes me want to salute them. How many of us can do that?..how many of us can be able to push their swords into another humans body...watch him bleed and have the life taken out of him and STILL have no time to greive but to move onto the next person?..makes u cold dunnit?...but they had to move on and they did. Probaly made them cold in their hearts and having to live with the guilt of taking human lives. THAT's what trauma is.

I am in no way undermining the soldiers of today. they DO face their own trauma's and have their own problems to face. I bet even shooting a human at point blank range takes human courage and not all soldiers now a days sit so far away..some are actually in the battle feild with their GUNS. that's what bother's me really. Those big machines that shoot those little things call bullets. once it hits u..reduces ur chances of living by a drastic 60%..depending on where it hit u!..so considering if it hits u in the head...even that 40% goes right down the drain. i don't know..i dont like the sound of dieing from a metal bullet. sword....bleed to death..now THATS my idea of dieing the  right way..of martyrdome...THAT's what i want.

I know having this debate itself sounds incredibly silly..but sometimes u have to think about it and understand WHY they say "old is gold" it's all right there. old stuff is definately right. it was done better..it has more experience..would DEFIANTY be alot wiser. i mean people from that time DID their work properly..becuase they had no other distractions so they DID it all. i dunno..i like it that way... old things..was better that way.

but ofcourse..lazy18 under no way is an oldie:D young at heart all the way..i just value the old thinsg tho :P

Friday, July 2, 2010

If i was a boy.....

If i was a boy, i would climb tress...but wait i ALREADY do that
If i was a boy, i'd eat like an animanl..but wait i ALREADY do that...
If i was a boy, i wouldn't care how i look...wait i ALREADY do that..
If i was a boy, i'd get into big fights...wait i ALREADY do that...
If i was a boy, i'd get curse when i got angry..wait i ALREADY do that...
If i was a boy, i'd try and find shoes for my big feet..wait THANK GOD i don't have that..
If i was a boy, i'd hit on some pretty girls...wait THANK GOD i dont do that either...
If i was a boy, i'd be as careless as i want...wait i ALREADY do that...

HAHAHAH..lmao..okay okay.sorry i'm done. *wipes tears from laughing* I was trying to sing that how Beyonce` sings that song "If i was a boy.."..rofl. kk..yea im done.

Seriously, like i've spent the last two days giggling at little things..it's like i'm high on NOTHING..funny how that happens sometimes. I'm serious though. Little things made me burst out laughing like a maniac. Guess i'm just happy with how things are turning out nowdays. I guess it's all good for now.

All the friends have gone out of the country or are doing summer classes. Sometimes i have to be such a smart ass and get everything done on time...now THEY are all in uni while im at home..workin..makin money. lmao. okay fine..i DO have it better :P..but really vacations are soooooo long! i've had day's off from 27th may! i've been home doing creative stuff but theres a LIMIT to how much u want to do..pretty crazy. and u know when my vacations get over? 17TH SEPTEMBER. WHAT AM I GONA DO TILL THEN?!?!? Freakin insane.

and now im bored.






lmao..man i need to get out..sooo crazy :D

Thursday, July 1, 2010

AREE UU HIIGGHH TTOODDAAYYY!!!!

So a very good friend of mine showed me this video sometime ago and going through my faviourit's i found it. Just thought y'all mite find it as funny as i did :p.lol. Tip: read the wordings and lissen to what the guy is saying at the same time. Makes it easier to get what's funny (for u slow ppl :p)
 Have fun!